Ashy skin & Chapped lips

Today where here to talk about ashy skin (plural) 

Ashy Ashy Ashy Ashy 

Have you even been in class and you seen a girl rubbing carmax "Lipgloss"on her ankles!!!!!

people be looking like they been playing in a sandbox full of baby powder den they wanna play it off like " MAN i just took a shower" Or like when they put lotion on nd miss a spot or pple be like u want some lotion outta there hand Nd you be thinking where the fuk that lotion come from.

i hate when i see pple in the bathroom trying to get rid of the ashyness with water that shit only be working for a mintue. Ashy is invented to keep black pple down!!!!!! And lotion dont work all the timesz

ash·y/ˈaSHē/Adjective

1. Of a pale grayish color; ashen.

2. Covered with, consisting of, or resembling ashes.

Next where here to talk about crusty lips

Crusty Crusty Crusty Crusty

I hate when pple have crusty lips nd they be rubbing them shitt together

i  hate when pple with crusty lick them hoez nd try to play it off nd them shit iz cruzty a second later

i hate when you be talking to sumbody with crusty lips ndthe crusty just fallin out

nd they try to play it off when the put carmax "lip gloss" like it dont burn

i hate pple with dry ass lips tell me when my lips is soft

lips just be cracking when they smile

Flo rida hAIRline

Well this nigga hairline worst than Neyo..... I mean got dayumm Iight imma show you pic of a normal hairline And Flo Ridas                                                    

                                                                                                                                        

Omg Flo rida hairline lookin like pacman 

He just Showin that shit off in the pic

His hairline be begging him not to take it out in public

DAAYYYYUUMMM loookin lika boomerang

                                    

Neyos Hat needed

Teachers

I hate Teacher when they ask a question you know the answer to than you raise your hand the wanna make like they Didnt see your hand. BYTCH!!!!!u gone see my hand when i slap the taste outta ya mouth, but when a hard ass question but it seem easy come up they wanna give it to you like i be bytch my hand wasnt up. Trying make you look stupid cuase the know dont know the answer like the give you a question like Where in china are the most grass located? i dont know that or THEY give a easy question like where do fish live??just to make you look stupid Sumtimes i be thinkin they be giving me the martin luther king Question on purpose just cuase im black.. YA FEEL ME
Or like i raise my hand Nd be like can i go to the bathroom they wanna play you like we anit got no bathrooms??So they make you say restrooms
Coversation Bettween teacher and student:
Student: (raises hand)
Teacher: Yes
Student: Can i go to the restroom
Teacher: I dont know can you
Student: I know how to use the  damn restroom Stop makin me look dumb ho3....
They just gone make you say May i use the restroom HAte the bullshit
 or Like when you bout to do partner projects they see you looking at yo best friend , Than they say I PUTTING YOU WITH THE UGLYEST NIGGA IN THIS CLASS... i be like what the fuk

Ice Cream Man

Dayumm I hate the Ice Cream, Like when the ice cream man get to my block he allways out of the good ice cream i want like why did the hell you stop if u anit got the good stuff i be wanting that screwball icecream with the gumball at the bottom. Imma set that truck on fire if he stop and anit got what i want next time !!! Ya Feel ME
I like the cartoon character ice cream like its a combination between a popsicle and ice cream gumball eyes thats shitts crazy..And he wanna play you like you be waitin for the ice cream man outside on the crub than he wanna speed up like he anit gonna stop.. He be playin wid my emotions He never wanna give baq the rite amount of change. Nigga you a quarters short dont play me GIVE ME ALL MY DAYUMM CHANGE!!
Oh like you be waiting for the ice cream man Allllll DAyyy and he dont show up so u go in side nd take your shoes off than You hear the ice cream man song so you gota run outside with no shoes on And every body be looking at you crazy cuase you anit got No shoes on... Or like when a whole gang of lil kids be taken they time cuase they trying to count up all there change Askin you if they can borrow a quarter. Or when these grown ass ladys up there buying ice cream nd you be thinking where the hell her kids at. The ice cream man always got Dayumm glasses on.. Like i hate when pple walk past ur house askin did the ice cream man come over here Oh just cuase im black im out here waiting for the ice cream man
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Neyo's HAirline who Stole it

damn he hair line is fucked up
Shit look like the batman symbol

look like a fat man walked up to it ANd took a bite
lol look like a boomorang
haha he only 28 hair lookin like a 82 year old

he got a drop top hairline
look like bite off a cookie
lump on the top of his head look like he got hit on top the head with a hammer
look like a smiley face

Nigga hairline retreated back to the 1600s mane
LMAO "Like a Fucked up ass M"

the hair line of sadness, just make you sad when you see it"

he prolly singin IM so sick of haircuts instead im sick of love songs

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! somebody must of slapped him with a machety coz his hairline is MISSING!!

GOT MO' HEAD DEN HE GOT BODY! Niggas Needaa Put Out A Search Warrant For This Niggas Hairline!

THE HAIRLINE OF SADNESS (Black homer SIMpson?????

 he need to join the hairclub 4 men lookin ass nigga, OH OH LOOKIN LIKE A BEFORE OR AFTER PICTURE LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

This Shit Is Fuckn RIDICULOUS!
"...Look Like Sumbody Erased That Nigga Hairline..."]
&&
"...That Nigga Got A Knot On Da top Of His Head..."

"cHANNEL 9 bREAKIN nEWS sUMBODIE KIDNAPPED nEYOS hAIRLINE".....

THIS NIGGAS HAIRLINE look like he got that LINED UP AT DENNYS GOT A SUNNY SIDE UP HAIRLINE LOOkIN LIKE HE GOT LINED UP WITH A BACON STRIP

THAT HAIRLINE IS LIKE A RED LIGHT IT STOPPED.
:"nationwide is on your side". need sum insurance for that hairline

 He looks like a black ninja turtle
boi look like eggman from sonic
nigga head look like mr.clean in shit
Mutha fucking dragonball Z head ass nigga

his hairline be doin the matrix n shit
 cough drop head ass boy ]
steped on grape head ass

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AfricaSurvey

Ok  i was doing a recent survey about Africa
I Asked 10 pple was eygpt in Africa?? 7 out of 10 said replyed No
7 pple out of the group was Black..mhhm proves a good point

Next one..


i asked 15 pple
Have you ever used  the word africans to make fun of a African American/Negro?
12 outa 15 said 13 pple in the group were black

Ghetto Test
If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.
Scoring is given at the bottom of the test.

1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?" check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)
11. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (9points)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar. (4 points & add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games. (2 points each): (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell + 5 if he played R&B)
15. If you remember any of the following candies. (1 point each): cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)
17. If you've ever ran from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)
18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points + 4 if you owned some)
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1point)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances. (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows. (3 points): Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc.
29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc). (3 points)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.
33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8 points)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

Scoring
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!
Quiz from http://www.blackjokes.net/

Oven vs. Mircowave

Why when you cook stuff in the oven, It taste better than when you cook it in the mircowave?
Like when i cook pizza in the Oven in come out all crispy but when i cook it in the mircowave it come out all soggy nd mushy..... Just nasty but like i dont feel like waitin 30minutes when i can cook it for 5minutes  YA FEEL ME!!!
Like now you can steam Vegtables in the mircowave?

Mircowave                  Oven